geoffrox:

Imagine if the series had ended right after this moment.

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contra-indication:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

"Cole once hosted a party in which the attendees discovered that they all had the word "bottom" in their surname."

This man is my hero.

He’s like a Monty Python character.

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fleshcircus:

awkward

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tastefullyoffensive:

Crazy Ideas That Just Need to Happen Already [via]

Previously: Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts

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thebassoonerthebetter:

lost-in-ikea:

glam00ur:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity 

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

      it’s not my fault

      my auntie was killed

      and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

 late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN

the post that doesn’t age

ITS BACK

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gorlt:

koala-0nesie:

this one got me

she’s 12

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thismvslim:

ummsufyaaan:

islamisourway:

alfirdaws:

Our Prophet (صلى الله عليه و سلم) :’) Send salawāt upon him if you haven’t already and ask Allah to allow you to meet him at Al-Kawthar. Where he is waiting for his ummah. Where he is waiting for his brothers and sisters he prayed every night for and made countless dua for their guidance.

Allahu akbar..
Salla’Allahu ‘aleihi wassalam!!!

This got me emotional SubhanAllah… 

This is incredibly sweet. Ya Allah, someone hold me like this please.

That sounds Gay, lol

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boywonder-sunnah-swag:

bxtch-i-might-be:

thewaywardfox:

jaden smiths face is the best

Nah Drake’s face he looks depressed

That’s jadens face all the time

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mystory-goeson:

steampoweredsass:

tywinllannister:

thepredatorblog:

tallestsilver:

ryrick:

this will never not be funny.

I REFUSE

i can’t actually breathe

It looks pissed

get out

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA omgg I can’t stop laughing

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" AbdulBary Yahya (via veiledninja)

Well, it has a very simple reason. Every citizen has the duty to help the authorities a way to identify herself/himself if a vandalic act took place. If one woman with a burqa committed a crime, how would she be caught?

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tastefullyoffensive:

Makeup Transformations (Part Three)

Previously: Part One, Part Two

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sightofpink:

Trying to stay positive!☺️

Ya muslim?

samlicker87:

This is still my favorite comic ever

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p2iioniic:

gaymeme:

countrymuscles:

croagunk:

fanalis:

don’t trust ppl who start with grass pokemon

this post is trash

chespin is the best

grass type pokemon are the best???? whst the fuck

u like grass Pokemon huh? u like grass? u wanna jack off in the grass? gonna rub grass on urself? maybe fuck a grasshopper? ur disgusting u grasshopper fucker

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loki-waywardson:

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

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LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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OR WOLVES
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NO
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THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
imageARE SHEEP
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